Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize