We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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