Welp...herpes.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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