I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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