So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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