Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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