I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
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Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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