Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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