Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
We're not piercing ourselves today.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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