Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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