Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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