Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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