This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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