I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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