we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
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there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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