is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down