I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
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Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
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I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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