You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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