u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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