: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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