Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Still dying that you shit outside
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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