you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
