Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
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I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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