my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
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I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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