Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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