Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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