so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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