I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
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it's not cheating when I paid for it
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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