i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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