Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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