grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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