I think im going to throw up on grandma
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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