Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
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Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
do nipples grow back?
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