did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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