Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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