I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I currently don't understand fingers.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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