i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Shame is for Republicans.
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