So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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