your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
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For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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