It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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