you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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