Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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