using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
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The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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