You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
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