we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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