I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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