After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
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