Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
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You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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