glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
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