Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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