Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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