Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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