so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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