His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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