So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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